Do you remember when I tried to tackle you and you turned the tables on me? I do.
I barely know you, but have some idea that I knew enough about you to present a challenge. When you met that challenge with aggression, I knew I was right.
You are a tough guy. Take it as a compliment.
Don't be dark. Smile, take a snapshot, and make it your cover photo. We'll wait.
That's probably all I need to say.